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internetexplorers: really disappointed i wasn’t hit by a bus today
breathtakinglust: fuck this. going to take a shower and go to bed. everyone can go suck a fucking dick. humans are cunts.
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the...
tardis-blue-boxes: larry-in-the-tardis: abhortion: I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart....
theangelshaveteslasatncis: folie-a-killjoy: eli-manning: gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers? do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us? thats exactly what we are
arcanehex: thespookyastabater: a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
whorville: I wish I had a pair of skinny genes
i think that everyone has scars maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees but on their hearts, souls, and between the cracks and crevices of the little universes they’ve created inside of themselves
lunaisthecoolest: deodrant: i’m literally not close friends w anyone i’m sort of just like semi-friends w everyone Thisssssss